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This Song is Worth $50
00:52
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Do you like our new song off the album?
I hope you do ‘cause I think it’s pretty awesome
We are pushing musical boundaries
Check out our drummer, he’s gonna play guitar
This song is so good it’s worth $50
You should go and put it on repeat forever
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Ghostbuster!
03:25
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No ghost!
Ghost! Scary ghost!
Ghost! Spooky ghost!
Something strange in the neighborhood
Who you call? Ghostbuster!
Something weird! Don’t look good!
Who to call? Ghostbuster!
Set trap for ghost
No cross the streams
I… I... I ain’t ‘fraid no ghost!
I ain’t ‘fraid no ghost!
No fear of ghost!
You seeing things run through your head!
Who you call? Ghostbuster!
Invisible man sleep in your bed!
Pick up phone, Ghostbuster!
Marshmallow man, walking these streets
We must call Ghostbuster!
You take a bath, tub eats your kid
Time to call Ghostbuster!
You got dose of a freaky ghost baby
You better call Ghostbuster!
Bustin’ make me feel good!
Ooooh BOO!
I ain’t ‘fraid no ghost!
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Let's Do the Sex
03:42
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I'm chillin' here at the Jiffy Lube in the waiting room
When I see you
Why did you sit down so far away
I close the gap and say,
Something great. "Hey."
Did you fall from heaven
Cuz I'd rate you as a seven
Maybe 8 depending on the time of day
Windspeed, and humidi-tay
Thanks for not spraying with me mace
And/or punching me in the face
Why don't we go back to my place
I got a really nice penis
Let's do the sex - Sexually
All of the sex - From A to Z
I'd like to sex - Pelvically
Let's do the sex (sexually sexy sex)
Let's do the sex.
All of us
At work, in a conference room
We're all listening to you
Giving a power point presentation on the dangers and legal implications of sexual harassment
in the work place.
I raise my hand to ask
How can we propagate
While I legally invade
Your personal space (respectfully)
Hey now, speaking of space,
why don't you come back to my place
We'll have an agreed upon
signed and notarized make-out session and/or
licensed intercourse
I just wanna feel
A totally responsible thrill
All through the night until it's light
Unless you're working in the morning
Protective contraception
By our mutual discresion
Reaching maximum climax simultaneously
Let's do the sex - Mutually
All of the sex - Consensually
Agree to sex - Legal-la-ly
Let's do the sex
Let's do the sex - Regularly
All of the sex - Unequivocally
Practice safe sex - Contraceptively
Engage in sex - Intercoursil-il-ly
Begin the sex - I'm excited that it's more than a kiss
We're doin' sex - I can't believe that we agreed to this
Still doin' sex - It's coitusly colossally great
Sex sex sex - My preferred way to end a date
Ugh. Yeah.
It seems that we just did the sex - Sexually
We did the sex - Enjoyably
I liked the sex - Definitely
We did the sex (sexual sexy sex)
Let's do more sex!
Weiners, ‘giners, and butts and mouths
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Metaldonna Medley
05:52
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I made it through the wilderness
Somehow I made it through
Didn't know how lost I was until I found you
I was beat, incomplete, I'd been had
I was sad and blue, but you made me feel
Yeah, you made me feel shiny and new
Like a virgin
Touched for the very first time
Like a virgin
When your heart beats next to mine
And I feel like I just got home
And I feel
And I feel like I just got home
And I feel
Holiday, Celebrate
Holiday, Celebrate
Papa don't preach
I'm in trouble, deep
Papa don't preach
I've been losing sleep
But I made up my mind
I'm keeping my baby
Ooh, I'm gonna keep my baby
Life is a mystery
Everyone must stand alone
I hear you call my name
And it feels like home
When you call my name
It's like a little prayer
I'm down on my knees
I wanna take you there
In the midnight hour
I can feel your power
Just like a prayer
You know I'll take you there
I hear your voice
It's like an angel sighing
I have no choice
I hear your voice
Feels like flying
Hey Mr. DJ put a record on
I wanna dance with my baby
And when the music starts
I never wanna stop
It's gonna drive me crazy
Music makes the people come together
Metal and Madonna come together
Come on girls
Do you believe in love?
Well I got something to say about it
And it goes something like this
Don't go for second best, baby
Put your love to the test
You know, you know, you've got to
Make him express how he feels
And maybe then you'll know your love is real
Strike a pose
Come on, vogue
Let your body move to the music (move to the music)
Hey, hey, hey
Come on, vogue
Let your body go with the flow (go with the flow)
You know you can do it
Don't cry for me Argentina
The truth is I never left you
Some boys kiss me, some boys hug me
I think they're OK
Some boys bromance, some boys slow dance
I just walk away
They can beg and they can plead
But they can't see the light, that's right
Cause the boy with the cold hard cash are always mister right
Cause we are living in a material world
And I am a material girl
You know that we are living in a material world
And I am a material girl
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Hedstronk
00:25
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Jameson Love Song
03:25
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I know I promised I’d write you a love song
but instead I just wrote you a drunk song
Because love is pathetic but seventy proof
is no less than poetic
You look your best when my vision is blurry
that’s not what I meant I can’t keep from slurring
Because love is emetic but not if you bought me
a shot and I hit it
Drink ‘till you’re crazy
Dance ‘till your sick
You can pour out another
Give in to the stick
Drink ‘till you’re crazy
And dance ‘till your sick
Acknowledge the dumb
Give in to the stick
I can’t see now I have to pee
and I can’t count to three but I can count to
JAMESON
Chug Chug Chug
Chug my Jameson
Whoo!
Drink ‘till you’re crazy
And dance ‘till your sick
You can take off your bra
Give it to the stick
Drink ‘till you’re crazy
And dance ‘till your sick
Acknowledge the dumb
Give in to the stick
Give in to the stick
Pour a round for the stick
Please buy merch from the stick
We are Psychostick
You all have a nice night
Please all get home safe
And something else funny
ahhh uhhh ahh uuhh
Jameson
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9. |
Bill Nye
00:30
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Bill Nye the Science Guy!
BILL BILL BILL BILL!
Science rules!
Inertia is a property of matter!
Bill Nye the Science Guy!
BILL BILL BILL BILL!
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Reading Rainbow
00:50
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Butterfly in the sky
I can go twice as high
Take a look, it’s in a book
Reading Rainbow
I can go anywhere
friends to know, ways to grow
Reading Rainbow
I can be anything
Take a look, it’s in a book
Reading Rainbow
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The Doom Song
00:37
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DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM
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Star Trek
01:43
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The Galaxy Song
01:56
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Whenever life gets you down, Mrs. Brown,
And things seem hard or tough,
And people are stupid, obnoxious or DUMB,
And you feel that you've had quite eno-o-o-o-o-ough,
Just remember that you're standing on a planet that's evolving
And revolving at 900 miles an hour.
It's orbiting at 19 miles a second, so it's reckoned,
The sun that is the source of all our power.
The sun, and you and me, and all the stars that we can see,
Are moving at a million miles a day,
In an outer spiral arm, at 40,000 miles an hour,
Of a galaxy we call the Milky Way.
Our galaxy itself contains a hundred billion stars,
It's a hundred thousand light-years side to side;
It bulges in the middle sixteen thousand light-years thick but out by us it's just three thousand light-years wide.
We're thirty thousand light-years from Galactic Central Point,
We go 'round every two hundred million years;
And our galaxy itself is one of millions of billions
In this amazing and expanding universe.
Our universe itself keeps on expanding and expanding,
In all of the directions it can whiz;
As fast as it can go, the speed of light, you know,
Twelve million miles a minute that's the fastest speed there is.
So remember, when you're feeling very small and insecure,
How amazingly unlikely is your birth;
And pray that there's intelligent life somewhere up in space,
'Cause we all know that it ain’t down here on Earth!
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Mega Man
04:38
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200X, so long ago
When there was only Rock and Roll
Dr. Light had built me, gave me armor of blue, you know
my job was lab assistant then
‘till Dr. Wily’s Evil plan
Killer robot army
Taking over the country, yeah
“Come on Rockman,” he said with a smile
“Defeat the robot masters or we’re all gonna die”
“The power’s in your hands, it’s time to make a stand”
“You’re the only one who can, you’re the Mega Man”
The bosses can be tough, it’s true
Defeat them with your jump and shoot
Climb Crash Man’s tower, get equipped with his power
The right weapon takes fewer hits, unless you’re using P-bullets
Jump through the boss door, float up across the floor
Yeah
Come on Wily, I’m at your castle door
I beat your robot masters, but must fight them all once more
I foiled all your plans, you never stood a chance
Now I’ll make you understand
I’m the Mega Man, Wily
Oooh I’m the Mega Man
“Come on home Rock,” greeted Dr Light
“I hope that someday you’ll no longer have to fight”
“But Wily’s back again, and WHO is this Break Man?”
Woooaah, woaaah-ohhh!
“Fight! Fight that guy again!”
But what Rock doesn’t understand, he’s a Proto Man!
Oooh he’s gonna lend a hand
Woah Mega Man, Woah Proto Man
He’s my brother, Mega Man now sees
Blue Bomber and Proto Man now join to face Wily
The power’s in his hands, no one stands a chance
He’ll keep fighting Wily’s robot clan
He’s a Mega Man, yeah!
Got a dog named Rush!
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AVGN
00:48
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He's gonna take you back to the past
To play those shitty games that sucked ass
He's rather have a buffalo take a diarrhea dump in his ear
He'd rather eat the rotten asshole of a roadkill skunk and down it with beer
He's the angriest gamer you've ever heard
He's the angry Nintendo nerd
He's the angry Atari/Sega nerd
He's the angry video game nerd
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Toe Jam & Earl
01:26
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Chimichanga
04:29
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When I found you I was so hungry
And then I found you
And now I’m going to eat you
(And now I’m going to eat you)
I have been dreaming
About this moment
You're all I've wanted
Now you're so close that I can smell you
(And now I’m going to eat you)
I'll finish every last
Morsel of meat (not that high)
Even if it kills me
I want I want a chimi
CHIMICHANGA
I want I want a Chimichanga
CHIMICHANGA
I want I want a chimi
CHIMI-CHIMICHANGA
I want I want a chimi
(yum yum)
Deep fried burrito
Tastes so neat-o (x 4)
MMMMmmmmMMMmM
So big
So much of that chimi
You be
You belong in my tummy
A knife and a fork are the
tools that you'll need
For this tasty
Pastry that's
deep friend and crammed full of meat
Topped with guacamole
I need, I need a chimi
chimichanga
I am I am violently hungry
Chimichanga
I need I need a chimi
gimme chimichanga
I want I want a
gimme chimi gimme chimi gimme chimi
Give me
Stuff me with a ch-ch-ch-ch-
Cheese-filled
Big-ass burrito-ish thingy
Bring it me! Bring it to me!
I'm gonna OM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM
Bring it me! Andele!
Tengo mucha hambre!
Such a wait! It's taking so long
Chips and salsa already gone
There's my plate, on it's way
Tremenda satisfaccion
I had the chimichanga
Way too much chimichanga
Hubris and chimichanga
Why did I chimichanga
Chimichanga
Chimichanga every day x3
I don’t care what my doctor say
Chimichanga every day x3
I think I’m having a heart attack, hey!
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I'm going to eat an entire pizza by myself
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Mi Queso
02:22
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Got a hunger rollin through mi panza
Don’t want a salsa or the guac, no
Need the cheeses both colors please got
yellow and white
Chop up a jalapeño by hand
melt down with Ro-Tel, use a whole can
tortilla chips gonna drown in
this melted cheese
Queso, Mi Queso
Crock pot, set on high
Ro-tel, cream of mushroom soup
Velveeta cut into cubes
ground sausage
roasted garlic
Shing langa shlappa dappa ding dang
Bern dernga dinganuh chorizo
Rama dama ferga blerg, derka-derka
Berga dolm vum velveeta
Baw wit da banga duh Chipotle
Gurp shlurpee derp nerp poblano
Full power up to the crock pot
Slow cook with me
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The Sombrero Prophecy
02:44
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That motherfucker’s got the sombrero
You better respect he’s got the sombrero
You’re getting hungry, and all you’ve got is mac and cheese
but you’re impatient, looks like you need my expertise
That one commercial, an instrument that’s meant to tease
This time we’ll make it, with me you know I aim to please
Boil the noodles, but this time milk must be withheld
One stick of butter, add cheese and wait for it to melt
Then add the powder, and if you do what you’ve been told
Your macaroni will be amazing to behold
That motherfucker’s got the sombrero
You better respect he’s got the sombrero
Millions of light years
Impossible to cross the void
Our fate is certain, we all are doomed to be destroyed
Intent and planning, we are conscious but not aware
They would not come here, if not extensively prepared
Proof of their presence, and yet we humans feel alone
All of our structures will crumble and be overthrown
If all this seems like there’s no cause to be afraid
That type of thinking will land our fears when they invade
That motherfucker’s got the sombrero
You better respect he’s got the sombrero
He’d give his life to protect the sombrero
How glorious you got the sombrero
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Sober on St. Patty's Day
02:23
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I'm sober on St. Patrick's Day
Is there a crueler fate than this?
I doubt it.
I'm sober on St. Patrick's Day
Every pub I see around
is crowded.
And the people they all say
there's got to be a better way.
But I'm broke as fuck
down on my luck
don't even have a nickel
in my pocket
Can't find a lick of liquor
guess I'll be on my merry way
without it.
But then Terry gives me a call
and he says his keg is full
well that's all he had to say
I'm getting fucked up on St. Patrick's day
get the fuck out of my way
I'm loaded
Fucked up on St. Patrick's day
punch my buddy
in the fucking nutsack
Taking a shit off the roof
drinking home made liquor
I don't know the proof
Yeah I'm fucked up
hey what up
let's go flip
that fuckin’ taco truck
Fucked up on St. Patrick's Day
there's tacos flying everywhere
aw fuck yeah
Good old fashioned taco fight
just like back in the olden times
in Dublin
Terry's got a fresh bottle
of Malort in the trunk
but he can't find his keys
and now he's blowing chunks
People making comments
that we're sloppy drunks
but it's St. Patrick's Day
and we don’t give a fuck
We're fucked up on St. Patrick's day
get the fuck out of our way we're loaded
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Outtakes
06:29
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Cockblock
03:36
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Hey you dickhole
She was flirting with me
Hey you fuckface
I just bought her a drink
Here you swoop in while I'm taking a leak
Ruining the evening
She was the one, now you've won at douchbaggery
I can't figure out
If you are an overprotective brother
A friend in the friend zone
Or a dumbass bitter ex lover
I really don't have time for this
And now you stand in my way
I gotta feeling now you're here, that you're here to stay
You are a cockblock
Ruining my game
You are a cockblock
Pathetic and lame.
Hey you dumb bitch
Can't you leave us alone
What's your problem
Can't you throw me a bone?
Staring at me like I'm Satan himself
Trying to steal her soul
Go get a drink and take a break from fun patrol
I can't figure out
If your an overprotective sister
A jealous best friend
Or a lesbian wanting to kiss her
I really don't have time for this
And now you stand in my way
Can't take hint to take a hike, so you're here to stay
You are a cockblock
Ruining my game
You are a cockblock
Pathetic and lame
You are a cockblock
That's what you do.
You are a cockblock
Obstructing the poon.
Don't you have something better to do
(Go away I'm trying to get laid)
Don't you have something better to do
(Go away I'm trying to get laid)
Congratulations!
YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE.
I hope you're happy...
cuz YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE.
You ruined the whole night.
YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE.
Why don't you eat shit and die
cuz YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE
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iSong
03:01
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I wanna get an iphone app that will help me out with remembering names
I wanna get an iphone app that will get me a job making video games
I want it, I need it, go make it
I want it, I need it, where is it?
I wanna have an app that calls in sick for me
I want an app that will give me iphone apps for free
My brain should be connected directly
Downloading books and learning stuff while I sleep
I wanna get an iphone app that will cook me a steak make it medium rare
I wanna get an iphone app that will brush my teeth, and cut my hair
I want it, I need it, go make it
I want it, I need it, where it?
I wanna an app that will come and bail me out of jail
I wanna app that finds and brings hot chicks to nail
Where is the application that makes peace between every nation
While it's ending world hunger at the same time it's finding a cure for cancer
Well, what are you waiting for? Get on it!
What do you mean, that's impossible?
I think somebody could use a little work on their attitude
Why can't I get an iphone app that will live my life for me?
Why can't I get an app that will grant immortality?
I want an app that will let me update facebook (there is)
Oh... well, then I want an app that will let me check my email (that comes with the phone)
I want an app that will tell Josh he should go to hell (dude, not cool)
I want an app that will finish out the song for me. Cuz I'm out of here. (Okay, BYE. Jerk.)
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Tuff Luv
04:07
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GIRL! I wanna hold your hand with you
GIRL! I wanna put my mouth on you!
GIRL! I wanna be with you... with you!
GIRL! I wanna do romance with you
Yeah yeah yeah baby, do romance with you
GIRL! Come and play D&D with me
GIRL! Go to the DMV with me
GIRL! Come rub a fish all over me
GIRL! I'll take your picture while you pee
Yeah yeah yeah baby, picture while you pee
Woa woa woa honey, picture while you poo
Makin' love in a car
Makin' behind the bar
Makin' love at the mall
Makin' love in a bathroom stall
GIRL! I wanna take a walk with you
GIRL! I wanna play xbox with you
GIRL! I wanna get on you... WITH YOU!
GIRL! I wanna make some stew with you!
Yeah yeah yeah baby, make some stew with you
Woa woa woa honey, come make some stew with me
Makin' love in a tree!
Makin' love in a boat!
Makin' love at the park!
Makin' a lotta love in a parkin' lot!
I wanna wrap you up like a bean burrito
I wanna get you naked and watch Speed 2 (Cruise Control)
You make me feel like a million waffles
You make me feel... really good.
Ya know there ain't nothing like yer muffins
Yeah, I wanna take you on a beer run
I wanna like, BRBRBRB in yer boobies
I wanna do you in tha cornhole
GIRL! You made a casserole for me
GIRL! I wanna watch TV with you
GIRL! Come go to check the mail with me
GIRL! I'm stuck with you with me with you
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I can feel you in my heart
even though we drift apart
And those words you spoke to me though I always disagree.
And I listen to the sound of your sweet voice 'cuz you won't shut up.
Now I'm finished, let me call you a taxi
Whoa, yeah. Whoa, oh...
I don't feel that I'm feeling your feelings About these feelings that you feel
(whoa, romance)
And you know that I love you, when we're FUCKIN'
'Cuz orgasm equals love.
All my friends smile
and they chuckle at pictures
of your bare moose knuckle Please don't feel like you're a slut when I'm peeing in your butt.
And I love to donkey punch you after I poop on your sheets
And I do it 'cause you love me and I love you (Awww...)
Whoa, yeah. Whoa, some more.
I don't feel that I'm feeling your feelings About these feelings that you feel (whoa...) And I love you when you show me your sweet boobies
Cuz orgasm equals love
I don't feel that I'm feeling your feelings About these feelings that you feel
*Joshy quits the band*
Let's get married, and have babies... Just kidding!
Cuz orgasm equals love
Cuz erections equals love
Cuz ejaculation equals love
Cuz...
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29. |
Those Stupid Ifs
05:18
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Woah, that was cool! Do it again!
One more time!
Mother fuckin’ irony
How’d you get the best of me?
Love is in the air and you make it smell like shit!
Never thought I had a chance
I fell prey to circumstance
‘cuz I liked you all along and I now I have to say, “so long” and
I know I had my reasons
For not telling you my feeling
Like I’m a WUSS
and I’ve got no balls
Those Stupid Ifs keep swarming me like gnats
They won’t leave me alone
‘cuz I wish you’d told me
if I had only known
and I’m such a loser
I should have let you know
Shoulda, coulda wish we woulda
Tell me now what good is love
when you leave it in a week
Now I know that I would rather not know than to know
What am I supposed to do? No one can compare to you?
Guess I’ll just have to hit on a bunch of random, nameless women
Is this some sort of drama?
A chick flick that I’m the star of
This can’t be real! (He’s in denial)
I’m really PISSED (Now he’s at anger)
Now I’m really sad (he’s reached depression)
Eh, well, it’s not so bad (that’s his acceptance)
Why did you have to do this; you have a freakin’ boyfriend when I wanted
to go out with you and it really makes me MAD
Those Stupid Ifs keep swarming me like gnats
They won’t leave me alone
‘cuz I wish you’d told me
if I had only known
and I’m such a loser
I should have let you know
And I’m so pathetic
I should have let you know
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What if the world was made of glazed donuts?
You've would be like, "Man, that's fucking sweet, I can't believe the world's made of donuts!"
What if your hands were made of hot pockets?
You would be the first one to be eaten in survival situations.
What if your thumb roared like a dinosaur?
What if you peed out of your nose?
What if your face was shaped like Mexico, or trapezoids, or Texas and Hawaii?
What if the world was made of other worlds combined into a world just like the world you started with?
What if another world then ate the world make out of donuts making all the donut people pissed?
What if your face was made of bumblebees?
You would be like, "Dude this really sucks, I do not want a face made out of bumblebees."
What if you dad was made of rainbows?
You would be like, "OMG that's lame. I want a dad made out of ninja robots."
What if your pool was filled with applesauce?
What if a hot dog was your tongue?
What if you mouth was filled with broken glass and FIRE ANTS and three meat jambalaya?
What if you tried to build a spaceship with a cannon that shoots crocodiles at everyone you hate?
And what if those crocodiles could shoot heat-seeking killer bees ensuring that there would be no escape?
What if your room was filled with lots and lots of puppy dogs? You would be like... (stupid cutesy sounds)
Where do the squirrels go during hurricanes?
What if your butt was on your chest?
What if guitars could squirt out sour cream, and nacho cheese, and pure sulfuric acid?
What if you were super lucky and you lived in a world where we decided to finish this song
Unfortunately we’re gonna cop out and fade out because we’re lazy sacks of human garbage filth
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Psychostick Chicago, Illinois
Psychostick is a comedy metal band who enjoys beer, boobs, and the occasional dichotomy of a bi-partisan government. Wait... what?
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