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by Psychostick

Do you like our new song off the album? I hope you do ‘cause I think it’s pretty awesome We are pushing musical boundaries Check out our drummer, he’s gonna play guitar This song is so good it’s worth $50 You should go and put it on repeat forever
Ghostbuster! 03:25
No ghost! Ghost! Scary ghost! Ghost! Spooky ghost! Something strange in the neighborhood Who you call? Ghostbuster! Something weird! Don’t look good! Who to call? Ghostbuster! Set trap for ghost No cross the streams I… I... I ain’t ‘fraid no ghost! I ain’t ‘fraid no ghost! No fear of ghost! You seeing things run through your head! Who you call? Ghostbuster! Invisible man sleep in your bed! Pick up phone, Ghostbuster! Marshmallow man, walking these streets We must call Ghostbuster! You take a bath, tub eats your kid Time to call Ghostbuster! You got dose of a freaky ghost baby You better call Ghostbuster! Bustin’ make me feel good! Ooooh BOO! I ain’t ‘fraid no ghost!
I'm chillin' here at the Jiffy Lube in the waiting room When I see you Why did you sit down so far away I close the gap and say, Something great. "Hey." Did you fall from heaven Cuz I'd rate you as a seven Maybe 8 depending on the time of day Windspeed, and humidi-tay Thanks for not spraying with me mace And/or punching me in the face Why don't we go back to my place I got a really nice penis Let's do the sex - Sexually All of the sex - From A to Z I'd like to sex - Pelvically Let's do the sex (sexually sexy sex) Let's do the sex. All of us At work, in a conference room We're all listening to you Giving a power point presentation on the dangers and legal implications of sexual harassment in the work place. I raise my hand to ask How can we propagate While I legally invade Your personal space (respectfully) Hey now, speaking of space, why don't you come back to my place We'll have an agreed upon signed and notarized make-out session and/or licensed intercourse I just wanna feel A totally responsible thrill All through the night until it's light Unless you're working in the morning Protective contraception By our mutual discresion Reaching maximum climax simultaneously Let's do the sex - Mutually All of the sex - Consensually Agree to sex - Legal-la-ly Let's do the sex Let's do the sex - Regularly All of the sex - Unequivocally Practice safe sex - Contraceptively Engage in sex - Intercoursil-il-ly Begin the sex - I'm excited that it's more than a kiss We're doin' sex - I can't believe that we agreed to this Still doin' sex - It's coitusly colossally great Sex sex sex - My preferred way to end a date Ugh. Yeah. It seems that we just did the sex - Sexually We did the sex - Enjoyably I liked the sex - Definitely We did the sex (sexual sexy sex) Let's do more sex! Weiners, ‘giners, and butts and mouths
I made it through the wilderness Somehow I made it through Didn't know how lost I was until I found you I was beat, incomplete, I'd been had I was sad and blue, but you made me feel Yeah, you made me feel shiny and new Like a virgin Touched for the very first time Like a virgin When your heart beats next to mine And I feel like I just got home And I feel And I feel like I just got home And I feel Holiday, Celebrate Holiday, Celebrate Papa don't preach I'm in trouble, deep Papa don't preach I've been losing sleep But I made up my mind I'm keeping my baby Ooh, I'm gonna keep my baby Life is a mystery Everyone must stand alone I hear you call my name And it feels like home When you call my name It's like a little prayer I'm down on my knees I wanna take you there In the midnight hour I can feel your power Just like a prayer You know I'll take you there I hear your voice It's like an angel sighing I have no choice I hear your voice Feels like flying Hey Mr. DJ put a record on I wanna dance with my baby And when the music starts I never wanna stop It's gonna drive me crazy Music makes the people come together Metal and Madonna come together Come on girls Do you believe in love? Well I got something to say about it And it goes something like this Don't go for second best, baby Put your love to the test You know, you know, you've got to Make him express how he feels And maybe then you'll know your love is real Strike a pose Come on, vogue Let your body move to the music (move to the music) Hey, hey, hey Come on, vogue Let your body go with the flow (go with the flow) You know you can do it Don't cry for me Argentina The truth is I never left you Some boys kiss me, some boys hug me I think they're OK Some boys bromance, some boys slow dance I just walk away They can beg and they can plead But they can't see the light, that's right Cause the boy with the cold hard cash are always mister right Cause we are living in a material world And I am a material girl You know that we are living in a material world And I am a material girl
Hedstronk 00:25
I know I promised I’d write you a love song but instead I just wrote you a drunk song Because love is pathetic but seventy proof is no less than poetic You look your best when my vision is blurry that’s not what I meant I can’t keep from slurring Because love is emetic but not if you bought me a shot and I hit it Drink ‘till you’re crazy Dance ‘till your sick You can pour out another Give in to the stick Drink ‘till you’re crazy And dance ‘till your sick Acknowledge the dumb Give in to the stick I can’t see now I have to pee and I can’t count to three but I can count to JAMESON Chug Chug Chug Chug my Jameson Whoo! Drink ‘till you’re crazy And dance ‘till your sick You can take off your bra Give it to the stick Drink ‘till you’re crazy And dance ‘till your sick Acknowledge the dumb Give in to the stick Give in to the stick Pour a round for the stick Please buy merch from the stick We are Psychostick You all have a nice night Please all get home safe And something else funny ahhh uhhh ahh uuhh Jameson
Bill Nye 00:30
Bill Nye the Science Guy! BILL BILL BILL BILL! Science rules! Inertia is a property of matter! Bill Nye the Science Guy! BILL BILL BILL BILL!
Butterfly in the sky I can go twice as high Take a look, it’s in a book Reading Rainbow I can go anywhere friends to know, ways to grow Reading Rainbow I can be anything Take a look, it’s in a book Reading Rainbow
Star Trek 01:43
Whenever life gets you down, Mrs. Brown, And things seem hard or tough, And people are stupid, obnoxious or DUMB, And you feel that you've had quite eno-o-o-o-o-ough, Just remember that you're standing on a planet that's evolving And revolving at 900 miles an hour. It's orbiting at 19 miles a second, so it's reckoned, The sun that is the source of all our power. The sun, and you and me, and all the stars that we can see, Are moving at a million miles a day, In an outer spiral arm, at 40,000 miles an hour, Of a galaxy we call the Milky Way. Our galaxy itself contains a hundred billion stars, It's a hundred thousand light-years side to side; It bulges in the middle sixteen thousand light-years thick but out by us it's just three thousand light-years wide. We're thirty thousand light-years from Galactic Central Point, We go 'round every two hundred million years; And our galaxy itself is one of millions of billions In this amazing and expanding universe. Our universe itself keeps on expanding and expanding, In all of the directions it can whiz; As fast as it can go, the speed of light, you know, Twelve million miles a minute that's the fastest speed there is. So remember, when you're feeling very small and insecure, How amazingly unlikely is your birth; And pray that there's intelligent life somewhere up in space, 'Cause we all know that it ain’t down here on Earth!
Mega Man 04:38
200X, so long ago When there was only Rock and Roll Dr. Light had built me, gave me armor of blue, you know my job was lab assistant then ‘till Dr. Wily’s Evil plan Killer robot army Taking over the country, yeah “Come on Rockman,” he said with a smile “Defeat the robot masters or we’re all gonna die” “The power’s in your hands, it’s time to make a stand” “You’re the only one who can, you’re the Mega Man” The bosses can be tough, it’s true Defeat them with your jump and shoot Climb Crash Man’s tower, get equipped with his power The right weapon takes fewer hits, unless you’re using P-bullets Jump through the boss door, float up across the floor Yeah Come on Wily, I’m at your castle door I beat your robot masters, but must fight them all once more I foiled all your plans, you never stood a chance Now I’ll make you understand I’m the Mega Man, Wily Oooh I’m the Mega Man “Come on home Rock,” greeted Dr Light “I hope that someday you’ll no longer have to fight” “But Wily’s back again, and WHO is this Break Man?” Woooaah, woaaah-ohhh! “Fight! Fight that guy again!” But what Rock doesn’t understand, he’s a Proto Man! Oooh he’s gonna lend a hand Woah Mega Man, Woah Proto Man He’s my brother, Mega Man now sees Blue Bomber and Proto Man now join to face Wily The power’s in his hands, no one stands a chance He’ll keep fighting Wily’s robot clan He’s a Mega Man, yeah! Got a dog named Rush!
AVGN 00:48
He's gonna take you back to the past To play those shitty games that sucked ass He's rather have a buffalo take a diarrhea dump in his ear He'd rather eat the rotten asshole of a roadkill skunk and down it with beer He's the angriest gamer you've ever heard He's the angry Nintendo nerd He's the angry Atari/Sega nerd He's the angry video game nerd
Chimichanga 04:29
When I found you I was so hungry And then I found you And now I’m going to eat you (And now I’m going to eat you) I have been dreaming About this moment  You're all I've wanted Now you're so close that I can smell you (And now I’m going to eat you) I'll finish every last Morsel of meat (not that high) Even if it kills me I want I want a chimi CHIMICHANGA I want I want a Chimichanga CHIMICHANGA I want I want a chimi CHIMI-CHIMICHANGA I want I want a chimi (yum yum) Deep fried burrito Tastes so neat-o (x 4) MMMMmmmmMMMmM So big So much of that chimi You be You belong in my tummy A knife and a fork are the tools that you'll need For this tasty Pastry that's deep friend and crammed full of meat Topped with guacamole I need, I need a chimi chimichanga I am I am violently hungry Chimichanga I need I need a chimi gimme chimichanga I want I want a gimme chimi gimme chimi gimme chimi Give me Stuff me with a ch-ch-ch-ch- Cheese-filled Big-ass burrito-ish thingy Bring it me! Bring it to me! I'm gonna OM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM Bring it me! Andele! Tengo mucha hambre! Such a wait! It's taking so long Chips and salsa already gone There's my plate, on it's way Tremenda satisfaccion I had the chimichanga Way too much chimichanga Hubris and chimichanga Why did I chimichanga Chimichanga Chimichanga every day x3 I don’t care what my doctor say Chimichanga every day x3 I think I’m having a heart attack, hey!
I'm going to eat an entire pizza by myself
Mi Queso 02:22
Got a hunger rollin through mi panza Don’t want a salsa or the guac, no Need the cheeses both colors please got yellow and white Chop up a jalapeño by hand melt down with Ro-Tel, use a whole can tortilla chips gonna drown in this melted cheese Queso, Mi Queso Crock pot, set on high Ro-tel, cream of mushroom soup Velveeta cut into cubes ground sausage roasted garlic Shing langa shlappa dappa ding dang Bern dernga dinganuh chorizo Rama dama ferga blerg, derka-derka Berga dolm vum velveeta Baw wit da banga duh Chipotle Gurp shlurpee derp nerp poblano Full power up to the crock pot Slow cook with me
That motherfucker’s got the sombrero You better respect he’s got the sombrero You’re getting hungry, and all you’ve got is mac and cheese but you’re impatient, looks like you need my expertise That one commercial, an instrument that’s meant to tease This time we’ll make it, with me you know I aim to please Boil the noodles, but this time milk must be withheld One stick of butter, add cheese and wait for it to melt Then add the powder, and if you do what you’ve been told Your macaroni will be amazing to behold That motherfucker’s got the sombrero You better respect he’s got the sombrero Millions of light years Impossible to cross the void Our fate is certain, we all are doomed to be destroyed Intent and planning, we are conscious but not aware They would not come here, if not extensively prepared Proof of their presence, and yet we humans feel alone All of our structures will crumble and be overthrown If all this seems like there’s no cause to be afraid That type of thinking will land our fears when they invade That motherfucker’s got the sombrero You better respect he’s got the sombrero He’d give his life to protect the sombrero How glorious you got the sombrero
I'm sober on St. Patrick's Day Is there a crueler fate than this? I doubt it. I'm sober on St. Patrick's Day Every pub I see around is crowded. And the people they all say there's got to be a better way. But I'm broke as fuck down on my luck don't even have a nickel in my pocket Can't find a lick of liquor guess I'll be on my merry way without it. But then Terry gives me a call and he says his keg is full well that's all he had to say I'm getting fucked up on St. Patrick's day get the fuck out of my way I'm loaded Fucked up on St. Patrick's day punch my buddy in the fucking nutsack Taking a shit off the roof drinking home made liquor I don't know the proof Yeah I'm fucked up hey what up let's go flip that fuckin’ taco truck Fucked up on St. Patrick's Day there's tacos flying everywhere aw fuck yeah Good old fashioned taco fight just like back in the olden times in Dublin Terry's got a fresh bottle of Malort in the trunk but he can't find his keys and now he's blowing chunks People making comments that we're sloppy drunks but it's St. Patrick's Day and we don’t give a fuck We're fucked up on St. Patrick's day get the fuck out of our way we're loaded
Outtakes 06:29
Cockblock 03:36
Hey you dickhole She was flirting with me Hey you fuckface I just bought her a drink Here you swoop in while I'm taking a leak Ruining the evening She was the one, now you've won at douchbaggery I can't figure out If you are an overprotective brother A friend in the friend zone Or a dumbass bitter ex lover I really don't have time for this And now you stand in my way I gotta feeling now you're here, that you're here to stay You are a cockblock Ruining my game You are a cockblock Pathetic and lame. Hey you dumb bitch Can't you leave us alone What's your problem Can't you throw me a bone? Staring at me like I'm Satan himself Trying to steal her soul Go get a drink and take a break from fun patrol I can't figure out If your an overprotective sister A jealous best friend Or a lesbian wanting to kiss her I really don't have time for this And now you stand in my way Can't take hint to take a hike, so you're here to stay You are a cockblock Ruining my game You are a cockblock Pathetic and lame You are a cockblock That's what you do. You are a cockblock Obstructing the poon. Don't you have something better to do (Go away I'm trying to get laid) Don't you have something better to do (Go away I'm trying to get laid) Congratulations! YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE. I hope you're happy... cuz YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE. You ruined the whole night. YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE. Why don't you eat shit and die cuz YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE
iSong 03:01
I wanna get an iphone app that will help me out with remembering names I wanna get an iphone app that will get me a job making video games I want it, I need it, go make it I want it, I need it, where is it? I wanna have an app that calls in sick for me I want an app that will give me iphone apps for free My brain should be connected directly Downloading books and learning stuff while I sleep I wanna get an iphone app that will cook me a steak make it medium rare I wanna get an iphone app that will brush my teeth, and cut my hair I want it, I need it, go make it I want it, I need it, where it? I wanna an app that will come and bail me out of jail I wanna app that finds and brings hot chicks to nail Where is the application that makes peace between every nation While it's ending world hunger at the same time it's finding a cure for cancer Well, what are you waiting for? Get on it! What do you mean, that's impossible? I think somebody could use a little work on their attitude Why can't I get an iphone app that will live my life for me? Why can't I get an app that will grant immortality? I want an app that will let me update facebook (there is) Oh... well, then I want an app that will let me check my email (that comes with the phone) I want an app that will tell Josh he should go to hell (dude, not cool) I want an app that will finish out the song for me. Cuz I'm out of here. (Okay, BYE. Jerk.)
Tuff Luv 04:07
GIRL! I wanna hold your hand with you GIRL! I wanna put my mouth on you! GIRL! I wanna be with you... with you! GIRL! I wanna do romance with you Yeah yeah yeah baby, do romance with you GIRL! Come and play D&D with me GIRL! Go to the DMV with me GIRL! Come rub a fish all over me GIRL! I'll take your picture while you pee Yeah yeah yeah baby, picture while you pee Woa woa woa honey, picture while you poo Makin' love in a car Makin' behind the bar Makin' love at the mall Makin' love in a bathroom stall GIRL! I wanna take a walk with you GIRL! I wanna play xbox with you GIRL! I wanna get on you... WITH YOU! GIRL! I wanna make some stew with you! Yeah yeah yeah baby, make some stew with you Woa woa woa honey, come make some stew with me Makin' love in a tree! Makin' love in a boat! Makin' love at the park! Makin' a lotta love in a parkin' lot! I wanna wrap you up like a bean burrito I wanna get you naked and watch Speed 2 (Cruise Control) You make me feel like a million waffles You make me feel... really good. Ya know there ain't nothing like yer muffins Yeah, I wanna take you on a beer run I wanna like, BRBRBRB in yer boobies I wanna do you in tha cornhole GIRL! You made a casserole for me GIRL! I wanna watch TV with you GIRL! Come go to check the mail with me GIRL! I'm stuck with you with me with you
I can feel you in my heart even though we drift apart And those words you spoke to me though I always disagree. And I listen to the sound of your sweet voice 'cuz you won't shut up. Now I'm finished, let me call you a taxi Whoa, yeah. Whoa, oh... I don't feel that I'm feeling your feelings About these feelings that you feel (whoa, romance) And you know that I love you, when we're FUCKIN' 'Cuz orgasm equals love. All my friends smile and they chuckle at pictures of your bare moose knuckle Please don't feel like you're a slut when I'm peeing in your butt. And I love to donkey punch you after I poop on your sheets And I do it 'cause you love me and I love you (Awww...) Whoa, yeah. Whoa, some more. I don't feel that I'm feeling your feelings About these feelings that you feel (whoa...) And I love you when you show me your sweet boobies Cuz orgasm equals love I don't feel that I'm feeling your feelings About these feelings that you feel *Joshy quits the band* Let's get married, and have babies... Just kidding! Cuz orgasm equals love Cuz erections equals love Cuz ejaculation equals love Cuz...
Woah, that was cool! Do it again! One more time! Mother fuckin’ irony How’d you get the best of me? Love is in the air and you make it smell like shit! Never thought I had a chance I fell prey to circumstance ‘cuz I liked you all along and I now I have to say, “so long” and I know I had my reasons For not telling you my feeling Like I’m a WUSS and I’ve got no balls Those Stupid Ifs keep swarming me like gnats They won’t leave me alone ‘cuz I wish you’d told me if I had only known and I’m such a loser I should have let you know Shoulda, coulda wish we woulda Tell me now what good is love when you leave it in a week Now I know that I would rather not know than to know What am I supposed to do? No one can compare to you? Guess I’ll just have to hit on a bunch of random, nameless women Is this some sort of drama? A chick flick that I’m the star of This can’t be real! (He’s in denial) I’m really PISSED (Now he’s at anger) Now I’m really sad (he’s reached depression) Eh, well, it’s not so bad (that’s his acceptance) Why did you have to do this; you have a freakin’ boyfriend when I wanted to go out with you and it really makes me MAD Those Stupid Ifs keep swarming me like gnats They won’t leave me alone ‘cuz I wish you’d told me if I had only known and I’m such a loser I should have let you know And I’m so pathetic I should have let you know
What if the world was made of glazed donuts? You've would be like, "Man, that's fucking sweet, I can't believe the world's made of donuts!" What if your hands were made of hot pockets? You would be the first one to be eaten in survival situations. What if your thumb roared like a dinosaur? What if you peed out of your nose? What if your face was shaped like Mexico, or trapezoids, or Texas and Hawaii? What if the world was made of other worlds combined into a world just like the world you started with? What if another world then ate the world make out of donuts making all the donut people pissed? What if your face was made of bumblebees? You would be like, "Dude this really sucks, I do not want a face made out of bumblebees." What if you dad was made of rainbows? You would be like, "OMG that's lame. I want a dad made out of ninja robots." What if your pool was filled with applesauce? What if a hot dog was your tongue? What if you mouth was filled with broken glass and FIRE ANTS and three meat jambalaya? What if you tried to build a spaceship with a cannon that shoots crocodiles at everyone you hate? And what if those crocodiles could shoot heat-seeking killer bees ensuring that there would be no escape? What if your room was filled with lots and lots of puppy dogs? You would be like... (stupid cutesy sounds) Where do the squirrels go during hurricanes? What if your butt was on your chest? What if guitars could squirt out sour cream, and nacho cheese, and pure sulfuric acid? What if you were super lucky and you lived in a world where we decided to finish this song Unfortunately we’re gonna cop out and fade out because we’re lazy sacks of human garbage filth


released April 14, 2022


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Psychostick is a comedy metal band who enjoys beer, boobs, and the occasional dichotomy of a bi-partisan government. Wait... what?


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