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Cockblock
03:39
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Hey you dickhole
She was flirting with me
Hey you fuckface
I just bought her a drink
Here you swoop in while I'm taking a leak
Ruining the evening
She was the one, now you've won at douchbaggery
I can't figure out
If you are an overprotective brother
A friend in the friend zone
Or a dumbass bitter ex lover
I really don't have time for this
And now you stand in my way
I gotta feeling now you're here, that you're here to stay
You are a cockblock
Ruining my game
You are a cockblock
Pathetic and lame.
Hey you dumb bitch
Can't you leave us alone
What's your problem
Can't you throw me a bone?
Staring at me like I'm Satan himself
Trying to steal her soul
Go get a drink and take a break from fun patrol
I can't figure out
If your an overprotective sister
A jealous best friend
Or a lesbian wanting to kiss her
I really don't have time for this
And now you stand in my way
Can't take hint to take a hike, so you're here to stay
You are a cockblock
Ruining my game
You are a cockblock
Pathetic and lame
You are a cockblock
That's what you do.
You are a cockblock
Obstructing the poon.
Don't you have something better to do
(Go away I'm trying to get laid)
Don't you have something better to do
(Go away I'm trying to get laid)
Congratulations!
YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE.
I hope you're happy...
cuz YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE.
You ruined the whole night.
YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE.
Why don't you eat shit and die
cuz YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE
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Tuff Luv
04:12
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GIRL! I wanna hold your hand with you
GIRL! I wanna put my mouth on you!
GIRL! I wanna be with you... with you!
GIRL! I wanna do romance with you
Yeah yeah yeah baby, do romance with you
GIRL! Come and play D&D with me
GIRL! Go to the DMV with me
GIRL! Come rub a fish all over me
GIRL! I'll take your picture while you pee
Yeah yeah yeah baby, picture while you pee
Woa woa woa honey, picture while you poo
Makin' love in a car
Makin' behind the bar
Makin' love at the mall
Makin' love in a bathroom stall
GIRL! I wanna take a walk with you
GIRL! I wanna play xbox with you
GIRL! I wanna get on you... WITH YOU!
GIRL! I wanna make some stew with you!
Yeah yeah yeah baby, make some stew with you
Woa woa woa honey, come make some stew with me
Makin' love in a tree!
Makin' love in a boat!
Makin' love at the park!
Makin' a lotta love in a parkin' lot!
I wanna wrap you up like a bean burrito
I wanna get you naked and watch Speed 2 (Cruise Control)
You make me feel like a million waffles
You make me feel... really good.
Ya know there ain't nothing like yer muffins
Yeah, I wanna take you on a beer run
I wanna like, BRBRBRB in yer boobies
I wanna do you in tha cornhole
GIRL! You made a casserole for me
GIRL! I wanna watch TV with you
GIRL! Come go to check the mail with me
GIRL! I'm stuck with you with me with you
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iSong
03:05
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I wanna get an iphone app that will help me out with remembering names
I wanna get an iphone app that will get me a job making video games
I want it, I need it, go make it
I want it, I need it, where is it?
I wanna have an app that calls in sick for me
I want an app that will give me iphone apps for free
My brain should be connected directly
Downloading books and learning stuff while I sleep
I wanna get an iphone app that will cook me a steak make it medium rare
I wanna get an iphone app that will brush my teeth, and cut my hair
I want it, I need it, go make it
I want it, I need it, where it?
I wanna an app that will come and bail me out of jail
I wanna app that finds and brings hot chicks to nail
Where is the application that makes peace between every nation
While it's ending world hunger at the same time it's finding a cure for cancer
Well, what are you waiting for? Get on it!
What do you mean, that's impossible?
I think somebody could use a little work on their attitude
Why can't I get an iphone app that will live my life for me?
Why can't I get an app that will grant immortality?
I want an app that will let me update facebook (there is)
Oh... well, then I want an app that will let me check my email (that comes with the phone)
I want an app that will tell Josh he should go to hell (dude, not cool)
I want an app that will finish out the song for me. Cuz I'm out of here. (Okay, BYE. Jerk.)
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Psychostick Chicago, Illinois
Psychostick is a comedy metal band who enjoys beer, boobs, and the occasional dichotomy of a bi-partisan government. Wait... what?
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