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Grocery Escape Plan

from Sandwich by Psychostick

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The other day I went to the store to get a gallon of milk
but then I found out that they only had
1% but not 2%.

I want 2%. I got 1%.
I still got it on sale.
I saved 39 cents.

I've got to get to isle five right now because
Mr. Pibb and Hot Pockets are buy one get one free.

Out of the way old lady.
Out of the way I'm shopping.
Ooh! Look at the price on pickles!
Out of the way you people!
Out of the way everybody!

I've got to get bread.
Eggs.
Grapes.
OJ.
TP.
Soap.
Toothpaste.
Deodorant.
Chips.
Peas.
Corn.
Cheese.
Porn?
Spaghettios!
Salt.
Cups.
Sprite.
Kittle litter.
Bleach.

Uhh... yogurt.
Oreos.
Jager.
Cheerios.
What am I forgetting?

Oh yeah, BEER!

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from Sandwich, released May 4, 2009

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Psychostick is a comedy metal band who enjoys beer, boobs, and the occasional dichotomy of a bi-partisan government. Wait... what?

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