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I wanna get an iphone app that will help me out with remembering names
I wanna get an iphone app that will get me a job making video games

I want it, I need it, go make it
I want it, I need it, where is it?

I wanna have an app that calls in sick for me
I want an app that will give me iphone apps for free

My brain should be connected directly
Downloading books and learning stuff while I sleep

I wanna get an iphone app that will cook me a steak make it medium rare
I wanna get an iphone app that will brush my teeth, and cut my hair

I want it, I need it, go make it
I want it, I need it, where it?

I wanna an app that will come and bail me out of jail
I wanna app that finds and brings hot chicks to nail

Where is the application that makes peace between every nation
While it's ending world hunger at the same time it's finding a cure for cancer

Well, what are you waiting for? Get on it!
What do you mean, that's impossible?
I think somebody could use a little work on their attitude

Why can't I get an iphone app that will live my life for me?
Why can't I get an app that will grant immortality?

I want an app that will let me update facebook (there is)
Oh... well, then I want an app that will let me check my email (that comes with the phone)
I want an app that will tell Josh he should go to hell (dude, not cool)
I want an app that will finish out the song for me. Cuz I'm out of here. (Okay, BYE. Jerk.)

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Psychostick is a comedy metal band who enjoys beer, boobs, and the occasional dichotomy of a bi-partisan government. Wait... what?

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