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Jagermeister Love Song

from We Couldn't Think of a Title by Psychostick

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I know I promised I'd write you a love song
But instead I just wrote you a drunk song
Because love is pathetic but 70 proof is no less
than pathetic

You look your best when my vision is blurry
That's not what I meant I can't keep from slurring
Because love is emetic but
not if you bought me a shot and I hit it

Drink 'till you're crazy
Dance 'till you're sick
Take off your bra

Give it to the stick

Drink 'till you're crazy
Dance 'till you're sick
Acknowledge the dumb
Give in to the stick

I can't see
Now I have to pee
and I can't count to three
but I can count to Jagermeister

Chug Chug Chug my Jagermeister!

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from We Couldn't Think of a Title, released August 1, 2006

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Psychostick is a comedy metal band who enjoys beer, boobs, and the occasional dichotomy of a bi-partisan government. Wait... what?

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