The Digital Appetizer

by Psychostick

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1.
Cockblock 03:39
Hey you dickhole She was flirting with me Hey you fuckface I just bought her a drink Here you swoop in while I'm taking a leak Ruining the evening She was the one, now you've won at douchbaggery I can't figure out If you are an overprotective brother A friend in the friend zone Or a dumbass bitter ex lover I really don't have time for this And now you stand in my way I gotta feeling now you're here, that you're here to stay You are a cockblock Ruining my game You are a cockblock Pathetic and lame. Hey you dumb bitch Can't you leave us alone What's your problem Can't you throw me a bone? Staring at me like I'm Satan himself Trying to steal her soul Go get a drink and take a break from fun patrol I can't figure out If your an overprotective sister A jealous best friend Or a lesbian wanting to kiss her I really don't have time for this And now you stand in my way Can't take hint to take a hike, so you're here to stay You are a cockblock Ruining my game You are a cockblock Pathetic and lame You are a cockblock That's what you do. You are a cockblock Obstructing the poon. Don't you have something better to do (Go away I'm trying to get laid) Don't you have something better to do (Go away I'm trying to get laid) Congratulations! YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE. I hope you're happy... cuz YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE. You ruined the whole night. YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE. Why don't you eat shit and die cuz YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE
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Tuff Luv 04:12
GIRL! I wanna hold your hand with you GIRL! I wanna put my mouth on you! GIRL! I wanna be with you... with you! GIRL! I wanna do romance with you Yeah yeah yeah baby, do romance with you GIRL! Come and play D&D with me GIRL! Go to the DMV with me GIRL! Come rub a fish all over me GIRL! I'll take your picture while you pee Yeah yeah yeah baby, picture while you pee Woa woa woa honey, picture while you poo Makin' love in a car Makin' behind the bar Makin' love at the mall Makin' love in a bathroom stall GIRL! I wanna take a walk with you GIRL! I wanna play xbox with you GIRL! I wanna get on you... WITH YOU! GIRL! I wanna make some stew with you! Yeah yeah yeah baby, make some stew with you Woa woa woa honey, come make some stew with me Makin' love in a tree! Makin' love in a boat! Makin' love at the park! Makin' a lotta love in a parkin' lot! I wanna wrap you up like a bean burrito I wanna get you naked and watch Speed 2 (Cruise Control) You make me feel like a million waffles You make me feel... really good. Ya know there ain't nothing like yer muffins Yeah, I wanna take you on a beer run I wanna like, BRBRBRB in yer boobies I wanna do you in tha cornhole GIRL! You made a casserole for me GIRL! I wanna watch TV with you GIRL! Come go to check the mail with me GIRL! I'm stuck with you with me with you
3.
iSong 03:05
I wanna get an iphone app that will help me out with remembering names I wanna get an iphone app that will get me a job making video games I want it, I need it, go make it I want it, I need it, where is it? I wanna have an app that calls in sick for me I want an app that will give me iphone apps for free My brain should be connected directly Downloading books and learning stuff while I sleep I wanna get an iphone app that will cook me a steak make it medium rare I wanna get an iphone app that will brush my teeth, and cut my hair I want it, I need it, go make it I want it, I need it, where it? I wanna an app that will come and bail me out of jail I wanna app that finds and brings hot chicks to nail Where is the application that makes peace between every nation While it's ending world hunger at the same time it's finding a cure for cancer Well, what are you waiting for? Get on it! What do you mean, that's impossible? I think somebody could use a little work on their attitude Why can't I get an iphone app that will live my life for me? Why can't I get an app that will grant immortality? I want an app that will let me update facebook (there is) Oh... well, then I want an app that will let me check my email (that comes with the phone) I want an app that will tell Josh he should go to hell (dude, not cool) I want an app that will finish out the song for me. Cuz I'm out of here. (Okay, BYE. Jerk.)

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released July 26, 2010

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Psychostick Chicago, Illinois

Psychostick is a comedy metal band who enjoys beer, boobs, and the occasional dichotomy of a bi-partisan government. Wait... what?

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