Obey the Beard

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A song about the epicness that are beards. OBEY THE BEARD.

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Mustache? No.
Sideburns? No.
Goatie? Maybe...
Beard? BEARD!

Do you feel alone? Do you feel neglected?
Not doin' well with the ladies? Well I've got the solution for you!

Low self esteem? GROW A BEARD!
Afraid to follow your dreams? GROW A BEARD!
Are you lonely and sad? GROW A BEARD!
Wanna look good in plaid? GROW A BEARD!

Are you working out? GROW A BEARD!
Did your car break down? GROW A BEARD!
Ice caps melting? GROW A BEARD!
Are you stuck in the middle of a nowhere and you need to make an
important phone call but the battery is dead and you can't find an
outlet to plug in your charger?

GROW A BEARD!

Grow the beard
Feed the beard
Brush the beard
Manscape the beard

Stroke the beard
Love the beard
Fear the beard
OBEY THE BEARD

OBEY THE BEARD (OBEY THE BEARD)
BEHOLD THE BEARD (OBEY THE BEARD)
ACCEPT THE BEARD (OBEY THE BEARD)
ROB: RESPECT THE BEARD (OBEY THE BEARD)

Impress your date with your beard
Eat a steak with a beard
Chop down trees with a beard
Crush your enemies with a beard

Catch a fish with a beard
Round house kick with a beard
Troll the net with a beard
Chia pet? Ch-ch-chia beard

Drive a truck with a beard
Try your luck a beard
Arm wrastle with a beard
Teenage mutant Ninja beard

Pet the doggie with a beard
Pledge allegiance to the beard
Can't grow a beard? BUY A BEARD?
Have a beard? GROW MORE BEARD!

"You need to shave that thing!"
SHUT UP GRANDMA!
GROW A BEARD!
Defend the beard
Drink to the beard cuz
Beards are good and scruff

(OBEY THE BEARD)
BEHOLD THE BEARD (OBEY THE BEARD)
ACCEPT THE BEARD (OBEY THE BEARD)
ROB: RESPECT THE BEARD (OBEY THE BEARD)

I was so empty and lost inside till I grew you (till you grew me)
I put my faith in my facial hair to get me through
I can defy the odds again and again
With you on my chin (I'm your chin!)
With every moment you grow closer and closer to my heart.

"I love you, beard."
"If you love it so much, why don't you marry it?"

Do you take this beard to be your lawfully wedded beard.
For bearder or for worse,
In scruffiness and in beard, till shave do you part.
I beard.

Abe Lincoln had a beard
ZZ top, EPIC beards
Dimebag Darrell, METAL beard
Chuck Norris, KICKASS beard

#1 Make it beard
Chewbacca IS a beard
Santa Claus, Jesus Christ,
GOD has a beard.

Obey the beard

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from IV: Revenge of the Vengeance, released November 4, 2014
Psychostick

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Psychostick is a comedy metal band who enjoys beer, boobs, and the occasional dichotomy of a bi-partisan government. Wait... what?

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